4 sewels

2008-04-30T23:13:00.002+08:00

WHO CAN PLAN THE NEXT OUTING FOR E36R?

I AM SO REALLY MISSING YOU ALL LA.

ESPECIALLY....

________________________________.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
NO, NOT CHRIS.

-_-'

XOXO YUNI.

I AM IN W55E.

MISS ME DEN COME MY CLASS OK!

:))

2008-04-29T20:35:00.003+08:00

OKAY.

THIS IS RANDOM.

I MISS E36R.

TOO MUCH CLEVER NOOBS IN MY CLASS.

I CANNOT TAHAN.

bet you guys didnt knoe this!!!!!!!!

2008-04-07T13:50:00.003+08:00

ma gawd.. falah!!!!! how can you no tell us? u dun wan us to go there make u lose business izzit!!!!

2008-03-31T19:30:00.007+08:00

THANKS FOR COMING FOR THE GATHERING!

TAKE CARE!

MORE PICTURES WILL BE UPLOADED SOON!

-YUNI,COM

2008-03-23T23:16:00.005+08:00

hello hello hello.
reporter mia here reporting.

due to the surprising weather these days
which unexpectedly surprise me without fail everyday,
i am very worried worr for our outing.
i hope it is a sunny day.
but you will never know when it will rain again.
you knowwwwwwww.

CHOY AHH!

i've done research.
[thanks to rp pbl, *roll eyes*]

http://app.nea.gov.sg/cms/htdocs/article.asp?pid=1093

check that out!
and so, we can continue the plan obviously.
just make sure you guys have

PLAN B in your mind okay!

if not, picnic under my void deck la.
easy, want pee pee, go up my house.
HAHA.

be creative people.
let's do something fun.

let's pray for the best weather.

CHEERS!

:)

2008-03-23T22:26:00.001+08:00

OK PEOPLE.

those who are going for the ecp outing,

CHECK YOUR EMAILS!

I HAVE UPDATED THE CLASS BLOG,
SENT YOU AN SMS ABOUT THIS EMAIL
AND
DOING UP THIS SCHEDULE FOR YOU.

IT'S AN ATTACHMENT BY THE WAY.

DON'T BE COCK EYE.

THANKS UH.

PLEASE DO REPLY ME BACK AND CONFIRM WITH ME THAT ALL OF YOUR PARTICULARS ARE CORRECT AND IN ORDER.

=)

YUNI.COM

check your emails!

2008-03-17T12:08:00.003+08:00

COOL SHIT OR WHAT?

NA BEY LOR.

LOL.

-YUNI.COM

2008-03-12T00:08:00.006+08:00

Mira, Where's Mas Selamat leh?

Falah, The Man and The Photographer.

Kalista seems to smile SINISTERLY for Chris. RIGHT?

Esther was shocked to know that Falah was GAY! GAY= HAPPY LA.

TELL ME PEOPLE.
WHO IS HUNGRY NOW?

TELL ME PEOPLE.

WHO IS not HUNGRY NOW?

Yes, I forever shy mah. FOREVER ONE.

2008-03-07T00:00:00.002+08:00

Mia’s team will be the 1^st group to reach East Coast Park, maybe as early as 10am. They may need to find a nice spot for all of us to sit. Try the ‘B’ zone, as requested by Falah or maybe C or D Zone. It’s convenient for people who are taking public transport.

http://www.nparks.gov.sg/park11.asp

Falah’s Team will reach at a later time.

Those who are coming on their own, please call Yuni, Falah, Mia or Shafiq.

Do’s

Don’ts

You guys may bring extra clothes along if you’re playing in the waters.

-_-‘’

If you’re going ‘swimming’, don’t forget to bring along towels. I don’t need you guys to act a scene like Rihanna in Umbrella.

-_-‘’

Bring any types of games. MORE FOOD AND DRINKS AND GAMES.
Do encourage all E36R students to join.

Don’t strip naked and run along the beach with RP’S logo at your back. Robby! Please control.
Don’t bring laptop there hor! I’ll connect the switch into your eyes!
If you’re bringing some friends along, do ask us. This is a class gathering. We do have feelings. We may agree/disagree. Depends on ALL of us.
Do not chicken out at the VERY last minute. Give a REASONALBLE reason.
No girlfriends/boyfriends allow. Maybe when they are picking you up then can.

That’s all.

Do reply my email back in order to confirm all of the above statements.

Replying me only takes a few minutes. I have done all this for 2 hours just to make YOUR life easier. Take pity on me ok. Thanks.

If there’s any mistake or any changes, I will update you all thru email or SMS-es or Class blog. So please pay attention ok!

--YUNI.com--

2008-03-05T22:18:00.002+08:00

okay e36r,

like yuni said, i decided to be the 2nd tour guide besides falah.

i mean, who would wanna go all the way to woodlands and back to ecp.
anyway,
those who meeting me at ecp, please, please,
contact me at msn.
im sure you guys have my msn.
and let me know how you look like.
cos i am a nerd and i might have forgotten how you looked like.
lol.
HAHA.

okok.
those meeting me, meet me at ecp bus stop.
you guys know which one i'm talking about?

the one beside the
BIG POLICE STATION.
there's a bridge at the bus stop there
and behind there are flats.
old flats.

if you still don't know where, contact me. i'll explain.
there's Bus Services:
16, 31, 36, 55, 76, 135, 155, 196, 197 and 853

i only know bus services 31, 55, 76, 135, 196 and 197.
so if you ask me where the rest of the bus passes by, i won't know.
haha.

okay ppl, update yuni/me soon.
and robby brought up a good question.
who's volunteering to bring the utensils?
like forks, spoons, cups, plates.
please update yuni okay!

cant wait! see you guys soon!

XOXO,
gatal girls.

2008-03-05T11:17:00.000+08:00

THE EMAIL - THE CONFIRMATION, THAT I SENT TO YOU, PLEASE AVOID IT.

WE HAVE MADE A FEW CHANGES.

OK,
SO,
IT'S LIKE THIS.

THERE ARE 2 TEAMS GOING TO EAST COAST PARK.

WHICH IS MIA'S TEAM AND FALAH'S TEAM.

THE FIRST TEAM THAT WILL BE REACHING IS MIA'S TEAM.

mia's team will be the ones who are finding the spot for us to sit and slack at ECP.

SO,

MIA, SHAFIQ AND FAI WILL BE GOING THERE FIRST BECAUSE THEY ARE THE 'EAST' PEOPLE.

FALAH'S TEAM WILL BE THE CENTRAL PEOPLE AND WILL BE THERE AT A LATER TIME.

(a) SO NOW, PLEASE INDICATE WHICH TEAM ARE YOU FOLLOWING?

MIA'S TEAM?

OR

FALAH'S TEAM?

THOSE WHO ARE GOING WITH FALAH, You all will REPORT TO Falah at Woodlands MRT Station at bus 966 at 10am SHARP.

Those who are going with Mia, please contact her in MSN or her Hp. Number and she will GUIDE you.

(b) WHAT ARE YOU GUYS BRINGING THERE? eg : Food or drinks or any games??

PLEASE NO LAPTOP. THERE GOT NO INTERNET CONNECTION. MAYBE YOU CAN TRY MACDONALDS OR AT BEDOK JETTY.

LOL.

anytg, just call me up.

Yuni.com

2008-03-04T20:25:00.000+08:00

Ok people.
So you guys have CONFIRMED that you will be going for the class outing

on

29 March 2008, Saturday.

You all will REPORT TO Falah at Woodlands MRT Station at bus 966 at 10am SHARP.

AND
I NEED TO KNOW,

WHAT FOOD AND DRINKS ARE YOU BRINGING THERE?

WHO CAN VOLUNTEER TO BRG MATS?

MAT = The thingy to use to sit on

NOT THE

MALAY 'MAT' defination uh.

PLEASE REPLY ME in the email.
any questions feel free to

sms or call me.

or

sms or call falah hor.

THANKS.

xoxo Yuni.

2008-02-29T21:37:00.001+08:00

OK.

E36R

PLEASE EMAIL ME REGARDING

THE

CLASS

OUTING!!!

I DIE-DIE NEED YOUR CONFIRMATION!

WHETHER YOU CAN MAKE IT ON 29 MARCH 2008 - SATURDAY.

WE WILL BE HAVING A PICNIC AND FUN (DUH!) UNDER THE SUN AT EAST COAST PARK.

THE VENUE AND TIME TO MEET WILL BE FURTHER DISCUSSED.

I NEED YOUR CONFIRMATION WHETHER YOU'RE GOING OR NOT.

PLEASE
DON
SAY
YOU'RE

MAYBE

COMING!

DON'T SAY MAYBE AND SOME SHITTY STUFF.
YOU'RE A GROWN UP.

DON'T LET ME CHASE YOU AROUND LA.

THANKS.

I've left you a photo of me in case you forget how I look like.

LOL.

Please leave me your HANDPHONE number too IN THE EMAIL!

PLEASE.

XOXO YUNI.

2008-02-18T08:59:00.003+08:00

ok e36r-ians.

falah, me, mia and mira have decided that

the class outing

will be on

29 march, saturday!

we will be going ECP.

EAST COAST PARK.

don't ever ASK ME STUPID questions of what we will be doing there, i will smack you till your head drop!

DO REGULAR CHECK ON YOUR EMAILS AND THIS BLOG!

WE WILL UPDATE YOU GUYS SOON!

:))

I MISS YOU ALL OK.
TRY TO MISS ME ALSO.

HAHA.

I AM SO KIND TO DO THIS.
MIRA IS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS BUT SHE'S BUSY.

OK!
OFF TO WORK NOW!

:))

2008-02-14T22:16:00.002+08:00

HELLO E36R-IANS!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

=D

love ya a'll yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
HAHA

XOXO,
GATAL GIRLS.

2008-02-04T00:29:00.000+08:00

OK PEOPLE.
IT'S 12.30 AM ON A MONDAY MORNING.

I HAVE RECEIVED ALOT OF
SMS-ES
EMAILS

AND TAGGIES

SAYING THAT YOU ALL WANT THE PICS RYTE?

WELL,
GIVE ME SOME TIME.
I WILL UPLOAD FOR ALL OF YOU!

I KNOW YOU ALL MISS ME.
TRY TO HOLD ON TO ME LONGER OK.

HAHA.
WATCH OUT FOR THIS SPACE!

TWO SNEAK PEEK ON A PIC FOR NOW OK!

TAKE CARE!
MWARHS!

BEEP ME UP IF YOU WANNA MEET ME TO TRANSFER ALL THE PICS.

AL YOU NEED IS A THUMBDRIVE!

=))

2008-01-28T17:23:00.000+08:00

MORE THAN WORDS.

=)

I hope you all understand.
=)

THERE'S STILL MORE TO COME!

FRIDAY PEOPLE.
FRIDAY!

2008-01-27T18:40:00.000+08:00

This is what you get if U miss singing SCHOOL SONG / NATIONAL ANTHEM.

Need I say who?!

Mira, Fai & Falah!

Mira & Fai!

E36R favourite phrase!!!
The ones that are highlighted in blue is the CONFIRM GOT SAY one.

A - Alien (Everone's fav)

B - Babi (Tinghui)

C - Cause

D - Definition

E - Experience

F - Fuck

G - Great (presentation) (Falah!)

H - HIGH

I - In (the sense) (Hock hee)

J - Joker

K - Kutu (Tinghui & Yuni)

L - Like

M - MANDUL (Kelly!)

N - Need (you put that slide in the ppt?)

O - OHHHHHHHHH. (Everyone)

P - Please (explain what do you mean in ....)

Q - Questions (?)

R - Really (?)

S - SIAO / SERIOUS (?!) (________________)

T - THANK YOU MY FANS! (DINO)

U - --NOT APPLICABLE

V - Vulnerable W -

Why X - --NOT APPLICABLE

Y - YAYAYAYA (Everyone)

Z - --NOT APPLICABLE

I LOVE YOU ALL LA.
RANDOM,I KNOW!

after a long time...

2008-01-16T14:50:00.001+08:00

the ghurls are back with a BANG!!!!

our very own Usher-NeYo

bullet for my valentine

budak buang2 tebiat *retarded kids*

camwhore!!!!

hey sexy ladies!!!

promiscuous girls!!!

Singapore next top models

sewels

sewels

esther in da house!!!

2008-01-12T18:21:00.001+08:00

SHE'S HOT
BUT HER SLEEPING POSITION?

I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY SLEEPING POSITION LESSONS AROUND?

IF THERE'S KAMASUTRA,
WHAT ABOUT SLEEP-SUTRA?

HEEHOR!
BEWARE!
I MAY BE QUIET THIS PAST FEW DAYS
BUT MY HP CAMERA IS STILL WORKING!

COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY IF YOUR FACE DIDN'T APPEAR HERE!

Thank you many-many.

2008-01-04T21:43:00.000+08:00

SEE US SOON!

Ya, u all can countdown ok.
:))

2008-01-01T22:46:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 20-0-EIGHT!

ENJOY YOUR 2008 WITH A BLAST!

TAKE CARE!

1 MORE WEEK TILL YOU ALL SEE MY FACE OK?

:)

YOU!

2007-12-28T21:53:00.000+08:00

I HATE PEOPLE WHO DOESN'T KEEP THEIR WORDS!

IN THE FUTURE, DON'T EVER SAY STUFFS THAT YOU CAN'T DO.

**** OK.

YOU THINK I SO FREE WANNA PLAN ALL THIS STUFF ISIT?
I SPENT MY OWN TIME PLANNING ALL THIS THINGS OK.
NEXT TIME DON EVEN THINK OF MAKING ANOTHER CLASS OUTING IF YOU ALL DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BY THE WORD RESPONSIBILITY.

I AM JUST PISSED OFF.

Thanks Esther, Juliana, Kalista, Danson,Alvin and Hock Hee.Denise too.

Esther was sick but she still keep her word of coming down ok.Including Juliana,She got plans with her friends but she never fail to keep her word.

THE OTHERS WHO SAID THAT THEY CAN MAKE IT BUT DIDN'T CAME, DON'T TRY TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.

REALLY.
I AM PISSED OFF.
NEXT TIME DO YOU OWN PLANNING AND SEE HOW IT FEELS TO BE IN MY SHOES!

IF I DIDNT ASK YOU AT THE VERY LAST MINUTE WHETHER YOU'RE COMING OR NOT, I THINK I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU TIL 2008 OK!

EVERY ONE OF YOU SHOULD REFLECT.

CARE ABOUT OTHER'S FEELINGS WILL YOU?

INCLUDING YOU, YIDA!
YOU CAN DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE AND GO COMMIT SUICIDE.
GOT HP FOR WHAT?!!

THANKS FOR RUINING MY DAY!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Apart from that, Fai make my day.
SOMEHOW.
:)

SORRY FOR NOT TAKING PICS OF DANSON,ESTHER AND JULIANA.
STILL, THANKS FOR COMING.

Class outing!

2007-12-25T22:14:00.000+08:00

THOSE WHO ARE COMING DOWN FOR THE CLASS OUTING ON

FRIDAY, 29 DECEMBER 2007,

PLEASE BE REMINDED OF SOME STUFFS!

THOSE WHO ARE COMING FOR THE MOVIE,

PLEASE MEET AT CITY HALL MRT STATION AT 1.30PM.
ONCE REACHED, CALL YUNI OR HOCK HEE"S HP!

THOSE WHO ARE COMING FOR THE DINNER,

PLEASE MEET AT MARINA SQUARE BY 5PM!
ONCE REACHED, CALL YUNI OR HOCK HEE"S HP!

ANYTHING FEEL FREE TO BEEP YUNI UP FOR ANY QUESTIONS.

THANK YOU MY FANS.

Merry Christmas!

2007-12-25T01:04:00.000+08:00

Nice ryte I draw for you all?

WHAT?!!!

Not nice?!

WHAT?!!!

Like Chris?!!!

FINE!

Here's a better piece!

Happy?

THANK YOU MY FANS!

Hello, boys and girls!

It's Christmas time again! Ho, Ho, Ho! I am so excited!!! I am so glad you stopped in to visit me here on my blog. It has been snowing for some time here at the North Pole and you know what that means, the elves are working around the clock to fill my list of toys.

There are so many things for me to do this time of year. This morning I had breakfast with the elves. They assured me they were on schedule making all the toys BUT, they want to make sure that they have all of the Christmas Wish Lists from all the boys and girls.

So, if you haven't done so already, don't forget to email me your List and tell me what you want and what you are doing too. I would love to hear from you. Ho! Ho! Ho! Email it to tryyourluckeverysecond@idiot.com. I will try to get you something off your list -- and I hope you were good during the year-I check into that too you know.

With Christmas magic I will email back an answer to you just as soon as I get your message.

This afternoon I went to check on the Reindeer. They have a big job coming up. My sleigh is mighty heavy you know when it is full of toys on Christmas Eve. Ho! Ho!

Just saying Christmas Eve gets me excited. I did the Reindeer Inspection to make sure they were all in tip top flying shape. Dancer and Comet put on a little weight and have to eat low-fat oats for a while until they are at flight weight again. I don't want to have to stop along the way for a rest -it takes all night long to go all the way around the world delivering toys.

And this evening Mrs. Claus has arranged for me to stay home after supper and try on my Red Suit. It is the first fitting since last Christmas. I hope it still fits!!!!! But not to worry, Mrs. Claus is a wonder with needle and thread. A little nip and tuck there and it should fit just fine. I sure hope the elves have remembered to shine my boots. Last year I lost my hat, if you recall, and everyone was so busy looking for it that I left on Christmas eve without my boots shined up!!!

Well, I better get busy or Christmas Eve will be here before I know it!!! Ho!Ho!Ho! Be good and I will see you Christmas Eve!!!

Ho, Ho, Ho!
Merry Christmas from the North Pole!
HO! HO! HO!

From Santa

Q: Does Santa really work all year round making toys?

A: Get real! Check the box in which the Christmas gift came! Does it say
  "Made on the North Pole"? ("Made in China", more likely)

Q: Why does Santa use Elves?

A: There is no trade union for Elves. They're easy to exploit.


GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A NICE DAY AHEAD!

HO HO HO!

*cough cough cough*

2007-12-23T01:10:00.000+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS

IN ADVANCE

PEOPLE!

THANK YOU MY FANS!
I LOVE YOU MY FANS!
I MISS YOU MY FANS!

CANT WAIT FR SCHOOL MY FANS!

hehe.

2007-12-21T23:50:00.001+08:00

eh hello.

im here to help my friend sell her products here.

okay, i admit, its fucking expensive.

but i've reduced it.

can you guys help me out; abit?
the products are from australia and im trying it one for myself.

all are based on "while stock last"

do contact me okayy.
pretty please. :)

this is going away at: S$20.00

this is going away at: S$20.00

this is going away at: S$20.00

GET THE WHOLE SET OF REMOVE, CLEANSER AND TONER FOR

S$50.00 nett.

this is going away at: S$22.00

this is going away at: S$12.00

2007-12-20T01:54:00.000+08:00

welcome to the girls club.

CLASS OUTING

2007-12-19T19:21:00.000+08:00

THIS 3 WEEK HOLIDAY THERE WILL BE NO CLASS OUTING.

MAYBE THERE WILL BE A SMALL GATHERING.

WATCH MOVIE OR SOMETHING.

BUT I AM SURE,THERE WILL BE

NO CAMPING
NO BBQ
NO PICNIC
NO CHALET

OR WHATSOEVER.

Cause this holiday will be short and if we WERE to have a chalet, would you mind forking out $25 just like that?

No ryte.

So I am being reasonable.

MAYBE DURING THE 10 WEEKS BREAK, IT WILL BE BETTER.

AGREE?

ANY COMMENT PLEASE TAG AT THE TAGBOARD.
THANKS!

SMILE BIG-BIG OK!

2007-12-18T00:03:00.000+08:00

random pics.

each, has a dream, but too bad, they can't find their way there.

they are still searching.

but AHA! i made them "feel" it. even its just a moment, they felt very very happy!

dino, wannabe hunky.

shafiq, wannabe lifeguard with the muscular arms.

fai, wannabe mona lisa.

the moderned version.

with "cleo patra" fringe.

BUT.

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there's another wannabe "monalisa" in E36R.

and he's worth,

haha! yea. he's worth only a pathetically 100 bucks!

and this is how he looks like in the portrait.

very the pretty.

anyway,

mirah was jealous of fai's butt,
and so, she went to inject botox.
and it was a success!

and so! with all these beautiful people in e36r, we have an invasion which suddenly change the whole world coz he's gay!

he wanted to be cool and cute

but he turns out FUGLY coz he's gay!

and so, there goes the end of the miracles coz of him.

and so, the e36r-ians turn back normal.

HAHA. lame, but true.

oh well, they live normal now.
thank god!

Fairytales!

2007-12-17T20:03:00.000+08:00

HAVE YOU EVER HEAR,

A STORY THAT IS SO MAGNIFICENT,

SO UNIQUE

THAT MAKES YOU GO AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

HERE, YOU WILL EXPERIENCE IT ALL.

here it goes.....................................

Ahhhhh, can give you GASBY, GASBY.

Ohh,sorry wrong tune.

Over the hills and far away, E36Rians come to play.
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There was once a princess who is HEADLESS and have lost her left foot shoe while having a marathon.

As she was a BIG SHOT PRINCESS, she was hoping that a PRINCE would GLADLY pick up her shoe and RAN AFTER HER.

in this modern world, if we saw a shoe by the roadside, we would joke to our nearest friend and sae...

'EH YOUR SHOW YOUR SHOE!'

What makes her think we will take it for her?

CHEH!

And she was so frustrated that she don wanna run anymore as there was no one to 'entertain' her emo-ness.

Can see ryte her left foot gt no shoe?

So, there goes YUNI.COM to find her left foot shoe.

BUT

She found only these!
But Yuni.com was wondering(with the cloudy cloudy bubbles on top of her head)
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.
.

'WHICH ONE FITS MY DEAREST PRINCESS LEFT FOOT?'

The only way is to let the MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR OF E36R village decide!

If HE did not decide, I guess, the PRINCESS will have no shoe den!

SERVE HER RIGHT!

RUN MARATHON SOMEMORE LA.

RUN LA!

RUN.

HEEHOR!

The script is by Yuni.com
while
the background music is by Fiqqy boy.
(well, obviously you can't hear cause he didn't know i use his name for fun! haha!)

Don't miss me, miss the whole class ok?

ADOIS!

2007-12-17T20:00:00.000+08:00

LET'S ALL WISH ROBBY A FAREWELL!

MAY HE HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY TO AND FRO HIS HOMETOWN.

HE WILL BE BACK ON FRIDAY!

WE ALL WILL TRY TO MISS HIM OK.

TRY OK!

TRY!

CANNOT ALSO MUST TRY!

I FORCE YOU ALL TO TRY!!!!!!

TRY!

HEEHOR!

DISCUSSION!

2007-12-15T18:57:00.000+08:00

A DISCUSSION ABOUT THE CLASS OUTING WILL BE HELD ON

MONDAY,17 DEC 2007
MEET UP AT NOON
AT ORCHARD MRT STATION

Anything,feel free to beep me up.

Thanks.

Yuni.com

2007-12-13T22:12:00.000+08:00

ALERT! ALERT! E36R IS INVADED BY ALIENS FROM THIS NEW FOUND PLANET.
BEWARE HOR.
THEY MIGHT JUST POLLUTE YOUR FREAKING BRAINS AND YOU MIGHT TURN INTO ONE OF THEM TOO!
SO DO WATCH OUT FOR THEM.

GUEST STAR, ROBBY ANTHONY.

SEXY NAUGHTY BITCHY ROBBY.

FARKING FARKING HOTLINE:

1800-ROBBY-FREE

RETARDS!

oh man, they are really FUGLY.

eeewww.

check out robby's FOREHEAD.

UBER SEXAY!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
FAI'S SEXY BUTT.
CHECK OUT THE CURVES.

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Too Cute Too Resist!

2007-12-13T19:17:00.000+08:00

ROBBY!
SHE IS CUTE!
YOU SHOULD BE LIKE HER!

ROBBY, WHATEVER!

THE BEST WINNING ART PIECE IN E36R

2007-12-13T19:07:00.001+08:00

THANK FOR BEING A PART OF E36R!

WE ALL LOVE YOU!

EVERY ONE LETS GO AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I LOVE YOU.
YOU LOVE ME.
WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY.
WITH A GREAT BIG HUG
AND
A KISS FROM ME TO YOU.
WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO?

HEEHOR!

Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall!

2007-12-13T18:37:00.000+08:00

ust when the kids that I bring in into E36R have turned angels, the devils in them took them over.

WHY SIA.
WHY?!!

FAI WAS HELPING THEM ALOT!

AND THEY TURN BAD NOW!

WHY
WHY.

Now, Dino is lying there helplessly.
what shall we do E36R-ians?

Aiya,heck care bah.
I wanna eat my char kway teow back!

HEEEHORR!

Just when the ants go marching in...RANDOM!

2007-12-13T18:12:00.000+08:00

Denise is really tired. Evryone go AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

KUTU PROMOTING THE ROOM! ^^

It seems that blogger doesn't allow me to upload pics just now.
WHY BLOGGER?!!

WHY?!!!

*Yuni showing 20 cents face*
These are the events that happen on Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm, the facy for Enterprise change. We got HENRY LEONG.
Erm, not consider hot but to aunties, confirm he hot bah.

Heehor,but then,he still sucks.Period.

IS COGNITIVE BORING? Well, we got some NERD BOOGEYMAN replace Santosa.

KUTU, KUTU, WHERE ARE YOU?

YIDA. YOU ALL BY NOW SHOULD KNOW HIS FULL TIME JOB.

KALISTA SEXY LEGS! PHEEWEET!

DAN THE MAN'S LEGS!
--------------------------------

SCIENCE TODAY WAS A-OK. LET THE PICS TALK.

BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY WOOL?
YES SIR YES SIR
THREE BLACK FULL.

ONE FOR MY MASTER
AND ONE FOR MY DICK.
AND ONE FOR THE LITTLE BOY HU LIVES DOWN THE DRAIN.

FAI FAI FAI. THE cowseller IS TIRED OF LIVING.

DAN THE MAN KENA WHACK! EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM NOW,HAHAHAHAH!

WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN! DINO IS PROMOTING WAYS ON HOW TO BE AN OSAMA WANNABE.

FALAH, IS NOT GETTING BETTER. HE'S GETTING WORSE! FAI, DO YOUR JOB!

ShafiQ is finding BOBO THE BEE!

HEEEEEEEEEEEHORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

50 cent faces

2007-12-12T14:42:00.000+08:00

The cow-seller having fun taking pics with her own best-selling books..

start singing the ronan keating song ppl~~ *if tmr nvr comes~~~~*

this last one is one dollar face... more expensive hor

we should all take 50 cent face... den can post... den E36R can start class fund... all collect a lot of 50 cents =D

2007-12-11T21:49:00.000+08:00

ok yuni.
super random.com

Dim_r
r_random.chrissyvoony.text.color = purple = GAY.

My apologies

2007-12-11T21:34:00.000+08:00

I would like to make a public apology here at the cyberworld.

I am sorry if I wrote any posts here without your consent and may have gone too far.
Tell me about it and I will straight back up my stuff and run away to the OLD AGED HOME.

I love you all many-many ok.
Remember, as long as my handphone is near me,it will never stop taking pics of you all in E36R.

I am soon gonna write more about you

YES YOU.

SOON.

WATCH OUT FOR IT!

BYEBYE.
I miss Santosa.
Do you?

Swim into the life of a wannabe Lifeguard.

2007-12-11T21:28:00.000+08:00

SHAFIQ.

Being a wannabe lifeguard isn't easy. It requires strength, no shame-ness and energy to be one.

A lifeguard is an emergency service worker who is responsible for overseeing the safety of the users in E36R,

such as a DURING PPT PRESENTATION,
CLASS BREAK OUTS,
and toilet breaks..

He is a qualified strong person, trained and certified in ALL TYPES of rescue, first aid, and cardiopulmonary resuscitation and sometimes in the use of automated external defibrillators, oxygen administration and specialized equipment for airway management or aquatic rescue.

WAH, SO CHIM SIA THE WORK.
NO WONDER HE ALWAYS TIRED HOR.

The equipment carried by a lifeguard will be dictated by the conditions the lifeguard may encounter. Lifeguards at a pool may only have the equipment below, while an ocean lifeguard would also have swim fins, a paddle board, or even a personal water craft available to them.

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING ALL THAT.

BUT WHAT DOES HE BRING?

laptop
handphone
bag
shoes for gym classes after school
guitar (OPTIONAL)

and that

MAKES HIM UNIQUE.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Evryone loves Shafiq ryte?

WAH.
ENOUGH FARKING FARKING OK.

WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER.

:)

Cosplay

2007-12-11T21:22:00.000+08:00

Mira.

I really thought about cosplay randomly when I saw a pic of her.
SO, i kinda wanna blog about her.

HEEHOR.

She said she does play cosplay. (SOUNDS WRONG UH)

Will she look like this after she cosplay?

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WAH PIANG EH.
SI BEH SIAN UH.

OR

SHE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS....
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LOL.

Mira, WE ALL LOVE YOU.

BEST ROCKER EVER

2007-12-11T21:15:00.001+08:00

As you all can see, DINO ZULKARNAIN have won the award of the BEST ROCKER EVER in e36r bah.

He sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings
and sings

AND
good thing he have NICE voice. We all love him don't we?

:)

And he won
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you should know what's that.

BYEBYE.

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OH WAIT.

THANK YOU MY FANS - Dino's favourite phrase!

BEST COW-SELLER (counselor) FOR THE YEAR

2007-12-11T21:04:00.000+08:00

CONGRATULATIONS TO FAIRUZA FOR BEING THE BEST COW-SELLER OF THE YEAR.

She is A mental health counselor which is a professional who provides counseling to individuals, couples, families, groups, or larger systems.

I love to have her around in E36R.

Her laughters.
Her screams.
Her 'PEDULIK'.

EVERYONE LIEK HER RIGHT?
I KNOW.
YOU DON NEED SHY SHY.
I KNOW ONE.

For that, she will win this...

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Hot ryte?
:)

Taking care!

Call the HOTLINE if you are stress/in love/been dumped/feel bored!

we will entertain you!

LOVE. MORE FARKING.

2007-12-11T20:58:00.000+08:00

As every one knows, Mia have been helping me out to have more money to feed the kids in E36R.

Now, we miss her.
So let's hope she hear our cries and will be back soon.

Oh Mia, please come back home.

Eh,if you are coming back, please bring some Char Kway Teow from the Uncle at Geylang Lorong 5454 ok. Beside the florist shop name 'FLOWERY FLOWER'.
Thanks uh.
Ohya, teh tarik oso.

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If you have been attentive today, you will knwo that Falah have been quiet like 4/5 of the time today.
And cause of that it rain HEAVILY today.

So falah,if you are reading this,
I would like to say...

If you have any problems, tell us. We WILL help you. I know you are angry at that HENRY LEONG but it's ok. He's an old man. Give in ok?

You can call our free hotline at 1800-I-AM-SO-BUSTED.

My counsellers will confirmed be helping you out with the MOST STUPID ADVISE ever!
You can trust us and we promise to NOT keep it confidential.

Don;t be scared Falah.
We are here for you.
And to all E36R also.

TAKE CARE.

Last warning!

2007-12-11T20:46:00.000+08:00

Yida have been sleeping.. Sleep sleep sleep. Sleeping BEAST!

But Like syiok uh he sleep.

Shafiq is tired after his job - Lifeguard mah. Singapore's only HOPE!

She's happy being SHY & Single! *No shame*

But still, she's attached. Too bad. Maybe we should name her
*NO SHAME GIRL -ATTACHED*

Kelly's legs. *PHEEEWEEET*

Fai!

Fai is acting like a counseller to one of our dropout kid. Fai is so nice to hear about her problems. Evryone go AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Really concentrate on her 'work'. Good job!

KELLY! LOL.

EAT SLOWLY. S.L.O.W.L.Y

Nyam nyam!

Kalista, hold properly. Later drop how?

Falah cannot tahan to eat it. Sit on the floor oso can bah.

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Hueva haven't been 'shot' by Yuni yet will get it from me soon. Watch out for me! You will never know when I will be taking pics of you.

Muahahahahahahhahaha.

Bye.

2007-12-09T22:11:00.000+08:00

ohh my god! i've broke up with falah!

oh god! let me die.
HAHAHAHA.

Random-ness Part 2.

2007-12-07T21:33:00.000+08:00

Oh, my, god. E36r-IANS, look at his butt.
It is so big. *scoff* He looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to him, because,
he looks like a total loser, 'kay?
I mean, his butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
He's just sore ... loser!

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a GUY name CHRIS walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

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(15:41) FuJ!WaRa Ak!Ra: I sae AHHH AHHH PAINNN
(15:41) FuJ!WaRa Ak!Ra: Den he keep inserting it DEEP DEEP

(15:41) Dino Fuse Box Mu: HE USE WHAT UNTIL INSERT IT DEEP DEEP AND CAUSE U DEEP INJURY?

(15:42) FuJ!WaRa Ak!Ra: He use his cork and dildo.

(15:42) * Yunnie (幼妮妮)* :EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(15:42) * Yunnie (幼妮妮)* :OMFG.

(15:42) * Yunnie (幼妮妮)* :He make u like an animal!

(15:43) FuJ!WaRa Ak!Ra: He also got use cucumber!!!!! CUCUMBER.

(15:43) しずかです - X. Fo: U all polluting my mind!

(15:43) .boy. [Dreams Ar: Enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(15:43) しずかです - X. Fo:I innocent

(15:43)しずか です - X. Forever. has left the conversation.

(15:43) Dino Fuse Box Mu:I’m getting out of HERE!

15:43) Dino Fuse Box Mu: Okok.

(15:43) FuJ!WaRa Ak!Ra: As if MIRA is innocent

(15:43) Dino Fuse Box Mu:This is not gossip!!!! We want to gossip or talk what?!!

(15:43) FuJ!WaRa Ak!Ra: Someone touch-touch me just now.

(15:43) FuJ!WaRa Ak!Ra:oh yarrrr

(15:44)Dino Fuse Box Music has left the conversation.

(15:44) FuJ!WaRa Ak!Ra:chris is SOOO HOT!!!!(15:44)

* Yunnie (幼妮妮)* :ALAMAK

(15:44) * Yunnie (幼妮妮)* :Ur eyes got problem

Try and figure out what we are talking about here. LOL.

I guess, E36R need more FARKING farking.

And Shafiq concluded that Surya wanna bring food for us on Monday because we all ARE homeless kids. Ohhhh, that’s so nice of the facy. Everybody go AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Muacks la many0many.

Falah decided to divorce Berry because they encountered a few DIFFERENCES. LOL. Everybody, shed CROCODILE TEARS now. Thanks. =))

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CHINA PEOPLE DON LIKE CUCUMBER! =)

ANOTHER HOMELESS KID!!!

2007-12-06T22:30:00.000+08:00

OMG.... i tink yuni need to bring in yet another homeless kid... theyre appearing more often now... so poor thing...

in robby's words "WRAPPED!!!"

view from far...

closer view...

so how??? anyone wanna take in???

yuni want to sell at mocca.sg?? LOL

god bless this kid....

collecting donations for the homeless now...

all proceeds would go to the E36R homeless kids federation..

(eh.. this is how manager collect money for us to jam isit... heehee... xP )

*all joking joking ok~

Random-ness, That's what WE do best.

2007-12-05T20:45:00.001+08:00

So, guess who is the WALING AMBASSADOR OF BALENO? Try guessing who. LOL.

The above pics are all random. BUT they all will come to THIS PARTICULAR CONCLUSION. So, what will that be?
It is
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THEY LACK OF LOVE!
So, we must give them love many-many. Do many-many farking,farking! PEDULIK! (Fai's fav phrase).

SO, SHARE THE LOVE OK?!
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LEGS GALORE! ERM, OR SHOES?

Fiqqy boy!
WHO'S ARE THESE UH? I REALY DONO. LOL.
YIDA'S!

WANG XUAN AND BERRY!
MEIJIN!
ABANG DINO!
MIRA!
JULIANA!
ALVIN!
KELLY! THE BEST ONE EVEERRRRRRRR!

KUTU!
HOCK HEE!
KUTU 2ND SHOT!

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Is her skirt SHORT or she pull HIGH-HIGH?
Alamak,falah, HOW CAN YOUR WIFE DRESS UNTIL LIKE THAT?

Go teach her wear BAJU KURUNG la.
Stop all the cosplay.

Thankiu.

Yuni.com IS OUT!

:)

notice any similarities...?

2007-12-05T19:41:00.000+08:00

was reading the blog n saw this...

notice any similarities??

while i was posting this, my sis was looking... and even she agreed at the uncanny similarities =D

joking joking yea... no hard feelings xP

e36r most sexy-most feminine

2007-12-05T15:51:00.001+08:00

our sexy bitch!!!!

tangan macam mintak sedekah..

ya Robby...

"come, farking farkin."

2007-12-05T15:42:00.001+08:00

continuation of what goes on under the tables.. hahahh

alvin

shafiq

robby

team 3 for cognitive

team 2 fer cognitive

mira-yuni and me

falah's sexy leg

yida

berry

juliana

falah demonstrating how to sit like a man

who's that?

Is it THAT bad?

2007-12-04T20:14:00.001+08:00

Hock Hee sleep hor.
Kelly resting eyes bah. Falah, ur face cute hor.

WHY ARE PEOPLE FALLING ASLEEP DURING ENTERPRISE'S LESSONS?

TOO BORING?

TOO DRY?

TOO NAGGY? *facy nag nag nag*

TOO MANY QUESTIONS ASK? *Oit Hock Hee!*

IS IT THAT BAD?

I'm just glad I'm not one of the victims to be snap by Fai's hp. LOL.

Shudup la,bye.

2007-12-04T16:09:00.000+08:00

and sooooooooooooo.
me and mira and fai trying to go healthy.
and i found something that reminds me of DINO.

THANK YOU MY FANS.

hmmmmm....

2007-12-04T13:51:00.001+08:00

WHAT GOES AROUND UNDER THE TABLES!!!!

me and mira!!!

that's Mia

falah

dino

manager (sexy huh)

Fiqqy

mira

dino again

mia

and ME!!!!

bored bored dae...

2007-12-03T21:55:00.000+08:00

sewel ppl..

mr HaLaF

haha. caught off guard??

me and team 5

cabot outing last fridae

hahhaa

Positivity

2007-12-02T18:19:00.001+08:00

SURPRISE NEWS!

THERE ARE 3 UNWANTED CHILDREN IN E36R.
Good thing I am there to take them in.

LOL.

Random pics.

So now,
SHAFIQ
MIRA
MIA
FAI
FALAH
YUNI

got blogs.

Dino, YOU TURN WHEN NEH?

And, I wanna share with you all something.

On friday, Chris went to my group and started to discuss stuff. He noticed that I was quiet.So he said these:

"Yuni, why are you so quiet? Don't be quiet la. We all LOVE you."

I WAS LIKE. 'OMFG. WTH. WTH. WTH.'

Minutes later, my left eye got sore eye. I think I am badly affected by it.

AHHH, I WANNA SELL CHRIS TO www.mocca.sg asap!

Any buyers?

-Yuni.com

2007-11-29T14:12:00.000+08:00

first it was wanted men... now its all about randomness... HAHA..

they marry nvr ask us sia... no big ceremony... but nvm la... as long as they live HAPPILY EVER AFTER ~~~~

after saying their vows yesterday (too bad dino missed it ... HAHA) , they stood lovingly beside each other after throwing the bouquet...

everybody go AWW~~~~~

random... FUCKIN GAY..

2007-11-29T13:59:00.001+08:00

virgin boy and his NEW victim.

god, save the werld please.

MY WANTED MAN.

2007-11-29T13:45:00.001+08:00

MY WANTED MAN.

i knoe i have yet to put my wanted man. so here it is.

FRONT VIEW.

HIS SIDE VIEW..

this guy here calls me Canteen. it's a long story, but yeah. to those whom he has disturbed and make your world tumbles down, feel free to bring shaver. and i realy mean a BIG shaver.. hahaha.. a used KETIAK shaver can, or the one for the pubic. it'l be great.. hahah.

dale, if u reading this, sory k. joking je ehk.

2007-11-28T20:26:00.000+08:00

ok random post again.
class was boring.
so i took random pics of the class.
i duno what the hell robby trying to do with his hands.
mira acting cool.
yuni, scolding him, for being a noob.
falah and berry saying their vows to each other and santosa being the witness.
fai acting cute.
and me, mia, pretty as always.
haha. ENJOY.

RANDOM

2007-11-28T19:39:00.001+08:00

This is the Manager speaking here.

I am so sorry many-many on the behalf of my recruits for not updating the blog. We are currently making flowers out of bullshits. We have a band and all we do is to make new songs. I promise you one day, you will saw us under your block!

Maybe during a wedding or a Chinese Funeral, playing our songs.

I assure you for sure!

Still, I, as the manager do hope you would miss us many-many and stop crying. I know you miss us. Here you go. I update liao! Don't complain to the MSN Aunty that I never update ok!

Ohya, I am searching for this man here. I need him as my band's back up vocalist with Falah. It's either Falah improve his singing or this MAN here will join him as vocalist! No RACIST thoughts here!

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RANDOM!

I have one
Your husband/WIFE will have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one

A Pope doesn't use his one
Madonna doesn't have one

The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Pakistanis usually have long ones

After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
Longer or shorter you have to take his one.

Are you afraid of taking a LONG one.
Do you want one?
How long do you want?

Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one

What you are thinking of?

Are you sure?

Its your Surname, what where you thinking of?

You Dirty mind!!!

:)

YUNI.COM IS HERE!

2007-11-23T22:43:00.001+08:00

Wanted man!!!

since mia and yuni got wanted man, i aso got wanted man. this tall big pig, kicked my leg untill very pain pain.

now still got no mark. if one day u kick until got marks. u will get it from me. i swear.

hear my words u zhu, i will kick that place where it is so nice to kick until u become laki mandol.

u have messed w the WRONG PERSON. HAHA!

BEWARE.

WANTED!

2007-11-21T22:37:00.000+08:00

Since I saw Mia writing a post on a BAD GUY,
I wanna share mine too..

WANTED, EXTREMELY WANTED!

Mr. DINO ZULKARNAIN B ZAKARIYAH

He have done a few things that makes YUNI.COM pissed off/laugh her ass off til she cry.
AND THAT, ISN'T A GOOD THING.

He...

sings loudly to YUNI.COM
threatens to do MANY STUPID things so that YUNI.COM stop her nonsense.

Please help YUNI.COM to stop her agony. She's born to be that crazy. So, help her to maintain her PROFESSIONAL JOB - to make people laugh & piss off.

If you got him, please bring to YUNI.COM

SHE WOULD LIKE TO SELL HIM AT www.mocca.sg

Dino, if you ARE reading this, and I know you are, try to irritate me again.I will either smash your guitar or say this..

HARI-HARI ABANG DINO NAK MARAH. BANYAK MAKAN IKAN CENCARU

OR

EVERYDAY DINO WANNA GET ANGRY. EAT TOO MUCH IKAN CENCARU.

You decide Dino,you decide.....Think Dino, THINK! If mia wants to hang Falah's pants at the school canteen, don make me hang your guitar at the TRAFFIC LIGHT INFRONT OF SCHOOL. If you think I am joking, i may tie you and your guitar at the LAWN.

THINK DINO, THINK!

:)

I've said my part, Dino, your turn.

-Yuni.com

2007-11-21T20:28:00.001+08:00

WANTED:

AL FALAH BIN ABDUL SHANI

E36R WRESTLING FEDERATION.

he made me scratch my beautiful knee.

you watch your butt boy.

AND YOUR BALLS.

mia cant wait to bring you down.
with your pants hanging at the school canteen.

BEWARE!

2007-11-19T21:05:00.000+08:00

Yuni

Fai

SHAFIQ

DINO

MIRA

MIA

AL FALAH

ALL, BEWARE OF THIS PARTICULAR PEOPLE IN E36R.
THEY ARE HIGHLY 'RETARDED' PEOPLE.
DISTURB THEM ONCE, THEY WON'T LET YOU OFF.
FOREVER.

I MEAN WHAT I SAID.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THEM.

THE ___________-________________- GANG!

PEACE & TAKING CARE.

-YUNI.COM REPORTING LIVE FROM CHANNEL 'YOUR FATHER'S WOMAN'.

2007-11-19T20:25:00.000+08:00

hello hello.
lets learn english and mathematics again okay kids?

okay!

spell this. HOCK HEE.

H-O-C-K H-E-E.

Clever girl! Good boy!

Okay, now spell it from the back!

E-E-H K-C-O-H.

Excellent!

Now let's do some mathematics.
Eliminate the C and the K.

E-E-H -O-H.

WHAT DID YOU GET?

EEEEYORE!!

Sorry hock hee.
No joke No fun.
No fuck. No son.

=))

WANTED!

2007-11-18T20:32:00.001+08:00

This man here is wanted!
Anyone who can bear with him in a cell for 1 month, will win 1 hour subscription for a porn website!
If you lose halfway, too bad lor!

HE IS A WANTED MAN.
WE NEED 1 MUSCULAR MAN,
1 VIRGIN GIRL
&
I GEEK BOY
IN E36R
FOR THE ADVERTISEMENT.

FASTER! CALL US NOW!

REMEMBER, YOUR MISAI (MUSTACHE) LAST WARNING!

-YUNI.COM

YOU! YES YOU!

2007-11-17T23:08:00.000+08:00

Hi, I’m selling my house!

You like it?

It’s clean and green with 3 huge rooms!

The bedroom is over there!

The kitchen is over there!

This is my beautiful bathroom.

Check out my matching pipes.

Want to see more?

Call this number – 63503373

Hi! I am single, 24 year-old, looking for a special companion who to share my beeeeeaaaautiful room with.

I cook, I clean and I promise to be home by 7pm everyday.

I miss my special companion cause I lost my last 3..,SOPHIE’S’.

Call if you have a white mutli (I donno what crap) puppy for sale.

Hi. I am selling my car.

My car has HUGE HID Headlamps.

I slept on REAR –RIVER sensor.

And it’s got a BIG BOOT.

Please, buy my car.

You guys should have heard about this advertisement! Now is the time for YOU, YES YOU to be one of them! We are finding the BEST people to represent these 3 advertisement. YOU could be ONE of them!

Requirements – Must be from E36R.

That’s all!

Any comment, don shy-shy uh, TAG LOR!

-Yuni.com

Busy bee,busy bee,WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

2007-11-17T00:08:00.001+08:00

Eh people,, I busy.
Don't expect me to update soon ok.

I MISS YOU ALL OREADY LEH.

:)

Chris Voon today seems so horny. VIRGIN lor he. Can see he got kutu one.
:)

topis of the dae!!

2007-11-16T15:16:00.000+08:00

MISAII !!!!!

inside joke!!! HAHAH..

2007-11-16T15:03:00.000+08:00

quote of the day:

my misai last warning.

-anonymous-

2007-11-15T23:59:00.002+08:00

2 days and 17 posts.. wooohooo... baek (niiice) ~~ hahaha...

for the RJ today, i aso did graph sia.. WAHAHAHA...

here's the graph... woot woot...

here's sth...

yo mama's so stupid that when i told her to make up her mind, she took lipstick and started drawing on her forehead.

Help myGANG Member!

2007-11-15T22:23:00.000+08:00

Shafiq's hand

Normal Hand.. OBSERVE THE PINKY FINGER'S LENGTH!
Dear Readers, please pray hard for my friend here,

SHAFIQ.

Pray hard to God to help his pinky finger to grow!
Grow normally!

PLEASE!

MAKE HIS LIFE COMPLETE!

*I sound so desperate siaa.*
Anyway...PLEASE CALL 1800-I-AM-AN-IDIOT TO HELP SHAFIQ NOW!

All well wished will go directly to all porn sites!
:))))

--Yuni.com

The UnSe-pa-La-Ble Love (1)

2007-11-15T22:18:00.000+08:00

Sit back & Relax readers!

SCENARIO ONE

Imagine this – KRIS BOOM , Computing lecturer of GuanYiMa Polytechnic has fallen in love with AUNTY FUNKY.

krisboom_horny@yeeha.com = Dim TempString As String TempString = "Hello"

auntyfunky_hot@yeeha.com = Wah. So Chim neh. Eve-ly time like that nor. Hello to you too.

krisboom_horny@yeeha.com = Dim f as Integer= How are you dahling?

auntyfunky_hot@yeeha.com = Hehe. Doing fine now. You neh?

krisboom_horny@yeeha.com = Dim Num Char As Integer = ‘’Ok narh. Can sae something?’’

auntyfunky_hot@yeeha.com = Yes. Faster, I busy entertaining CLIENTS narh.

krisboom_horny@yeeha.com = If MysteryWord = "I LIKE & LOVE YOU" Then TempWord = "?????"

auntyfunky_hot@yeeha.com = oh my Jesus. Me too!

In Kris Boom mind…My love song by Justin Timberlake -- ‘I can see us holding hands walking on the beach our toes in the sand. I can see us in the country side sitting in the grass laying side by side. You can be my baby, Gonna make you my lady. Girl you amaze me. Aint gotta do nothin crazy ,See all I want you to do is be my love’

krisboom_horny@yeeha.com = TempWord = TempWord.Remove (‘’ LET’S GET BUSY, HONEY’’)

HORNY HORNY HORNY KRIS.

TO BE CONTINUED…

I need to see the actual KrisBoom to have inspirations! ^^

2007-11-15T13:38:00.000+08:00

this is marc anthony.

and this is robbY williams.

and when they make love, they produce,

ROBBY ANTHONY! :)

2007-11-15T08:45:00.000+08:00

hello hello.
i was superbly lazy to blog ytd coz i was busy watching titanic.
so yea.

here's a letter from a typical kampong girl to her boyfriend, apparently,
an ang moh.
it sounds alot better in malay, but in english, its absurd.
my malay is quite terrible. pardon me if whatever i translate to malay sounds terrible too.
:DMike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US(putus perhubungan)

I have think about this very cook-cook(masak-masak). I know I clap one hand only(tepuk sebelah tangan).
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes
myself. You grab hand she(tangan si dia).

You always ask for apology back-back(berulang kali). I don't trust you again! You are
really crocodile land(buaya darat).

My friend speak you play wood three(kayu tiga). First-first(mula- mula) I think my friend lie me.
But now I know you correct-correct(betul-betul) play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body(tarik diri) from this love triangle. I know
this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from
me.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't
want banana to fruit two times(pisang berbuah dua kali).

Safe walk.. (Selamat Jalan)

Tijah.

the-niece and the-nephew

2007-11-14T23:30:00.001+08:00

haha

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!”

She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise.”

“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”

“Denephew.”

yo mama????

2007-11-14T23:15:00.000+08:00

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo Mama’s so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.

Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.

Yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.

more coming up hahhaha

nonsense shit

2007-11-14T23:12:00.001+08:00

some fun.

Girl: I’d like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, whipped cream, topped off with a slice of cucumber.

Waiter: Did I hear you right? Did ou say top it off with a slice of cucumber?

Girl: Good heavens, you’re right! forget the cucumber – I’m on a diet

LOL

haloha!!!

2007-11-14T23:02:00.000+08:00

haloha!!!

din turn up fer skool todae, me!! hahha. aniwae.. i went to skool fer DK training and bumped into yuni and fiqqy boy. well, not really bump, i called out to them. haha.. i was looking soooo selekeh(messy), selenge(dumbass) to be exact. hahha.

aniwae, just wanna say, i miss skool odae. plain lazy ah. that's why. besides, i never skipped cognitive before. to my other 3 sewels, lets make some noise tmr!!!! i'm in the mood to create some havoc!!! menses arrived!!!! i'll be around tmr, so. it's time to party.. it's time to party..!!!

science!!! how wonderful!!! hahahahahaha..

i am being so mean to ppl hu might nt like Biology. hahahaha..
wunder wad topic it'll be tmr.

k la.. will wait fer the other sewels to post.

2007-11-14T23:01:00.000+08:00

woohoo... as u guys noe (or dont noe) my blog is already like on life support and my tagboard halfway towards the 'light'...

so, updating often is gonna be a struggle for me... wahahaa.... .com la...

yuni.com update alot la.. with her worth-selling scenarios.. LOL...

write moreee~~

n guys.com, dont forget to study for science UT tmr.com... coz i nvr study .com.... yey.com. HAHA.com....

yeap yeap.

mira out~~~

WHY?

2007-11-14T21:40:00.000+08:00

Why no kutu update one?

Ohya, got UT 2mrw.
Study hard bah.
Must make the Science Facy happy hor.

WHEN YUNI.COM IS BACK, YOU'LL GET BETTER GOSSIPS!

AL-QAEDA RETURNS!

*Up, up and awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, i wanna read 6P la dol!*

-Yuni.com/veryfunny.com

BEST.COM

2007-11-13T20:27:00.000+08:00

Hello my fellow readers. Welcome to the BEST BLOG in E36R. We are made up of 4 idiotic and beautiful *ahem* Malay girls. No, we are not racist. Maybe we are. When we are racist, we will be really nasty. *Jeng jeng jeng* Cikepalabubu la you all.

Request!

*ALL POSTS SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN ENGLISH CAUSE GOT ONE KUTU COMPLAIN THAT WE WRITE MALAY.*

You know what.com, that aunty that sells shoes, swimming costumes, bags and other stuff in RP, beside 7-11 there, GOT MSN LEH!!!!! Waliao. I damn heart-pain.com. If she got MSN, my grandma should have FACEBOOK la.com. Kutu ryte. She got name card somemore.

Wahhhhhhhhh, I triple heartpain. LOL. I damn jealous sia. I keep laughing la non-stop.

Imagine this. A guy in RP add her in MSN and tot it was HER PRETTY daughter la.

Guy – HELLO.. ASL PLEASE.

Aunty – Hello! Sure. What is ASL uh? ADJECTIVE & SUBJECTIVE LESSON UH?

Guy – Haha, ve-ly uh you. It’s AGE, SEX AND LOCATION

Aunty – I am 46,Female,Geylang lo-ad

Guy – Wah kau. Don bluff bluff la. You ve-ly funny uh. Ok, I will play along with it.

Aunty – Hehe. Got such thing meh bluff-bluff you. Got money meh bluff you? Haha.

Guy – Haha, you ve-ly cute la.

Aunty – Hehe, I shy.

Guy – LMAO.

Aunty – What’s LMAO?

Guy - Don’t act narh. Ve-ly funny la.

Aunty – LMAO. (Not knowing what that means)

--------------------------------------- 10 Days later--------------------------------------------
Guy – We should go out once in awhile ryte. I really wanna be with you.

Aunty – YA! Sure, I will be glad to.

Guy – Erm, are you a virgin?

Aunty – Aiya, I shy la sae. I not virgin de. I AUNTY LEH.

Guy – Wah! Ve-ly funny uh you. Seriously………….. (KEEP TALKING DIRTY)

Aunty – Ah boy uh. I aunty leh. Saggy saggy liao also you want uh? I pay you be my toy boy
can? I not virgin de. Lai la lai.

Guy – OMFG.

-------------- THE GUY SOON QUIT RP AND DECIDED TO BE A FULL TIME MONK AT MONK’S HILL-----------

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FUNNY RYTE. I can be the Aunty sia. Cause the way the Aunty sae is like me like that lor. Haha.

KUTU.COM LA.

Mia, Mira and Fai also laugh like mad mad people just now. LOL. We are normal people. Do not be afraid of us. Be VERY afraid of Fai! She got kutu. She can shout suddenly one. LOL. Best.com la. It’s fun to be in E36R. Pathetic yet crazy class.

Fai decided to make this blog for the whole 4 of us. So we can take crap here all the time. We actually wanted to name it ‘bapakkaupunyapompuan.blogspot.com or kakakkaupunyalaki.blogspot.com’ but we change cause of some reasons.

WHY YOU VIEW MY BLOG?

LOL. Stupid yet beautiful.

Why must be blogspot? I oso dono why. I very kuku at using blogspot. Damn weak.

I wanna interview that AUNTY AT THAT SHOP again. Hehe.
I MISS SANTOSA. LOL. REALLY. I BLUFF YOU GOT MONEY MEH?:))

By - Yuni , the youngest malay girl in class. LOL.

2007-11-13T19:22:00.001+08:00

hello hello hello.com

sungguh panas ya di sini.com

yelah, mia pat sini kan.com

HAHA.

wahduh wahduh wahduh yuni, kau ni pon,
kau pon ader msn per.com

nak jealous kebabai kau.com!
nyonya tu pon nak online dating.com
ishh kau ni.. sungguh mengade-ngade.com

ok.com

chao.
we'll update more craps here.com

and here's something for you guys!
enjoy.com
LOVE, miahot.com

.Com

2007-11-13T16:10:00.000+08:00

Hock Hee is saying shit.com/ I hear oso tired sia.com/ Ape la dier merepek.com/

Hello to Mira.com , Mia.com/ Fai.com

Sesungguhnya anuty kat kedai tu ader MSN.com/

I jealous you know.com

I hungry.com

Malam i update again ok.com/

Da diam semua.com/

Kakak kau punya laki jongang.com!

:))

-YUNI GEREK SIOOOLLLL.com

2007-11-13T15:22:00.000+08:00

YESSAA~~~ BLOG ... WOOHOO...

second post yey ....

k, aku da tk tau ape nk ckp... fai has said it all woohoo...

hello!!!

2007-11-13T14:52:00.000+08:00

hello hello..

haha. aparently, this is a blog set up by the 4 of us.

Fai
Mia
Mira
Yuni

we are the 4 kecohrable ghurls in e36r.

anything dumb, and nonsensical, you can count on us, definitely.

signing off,
Fai