E36R. Sept 2007 - February 2008.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

first it was wanted men... now its all about randomness... HAHA..

they marry nvr ask us sia... no big ceremony... but nvm la... as long as they live HAPPILY EVER AFTER ~~~~

after saying their vows yesterday (too bad dino missed it ... HAHA) , they stood lovingly beside each other after throwing the bouquet...

everybody go AWW~~~~~

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

virgin boy and his NEW victim.

god, save the werld please.

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

MY WANTED MAN.

i knoe i have yet to put my wanted man. so here it is.

FRONT VIEW.

HIS SIDE VIEW..

this guy here calls me Canteen. it's a long story, but yeah. to those whom he has disturbed and make your world tumbles down, feel free to bring shaver. and i realy mean a BIG shaver.. hahaha.. a used KETIAK shaver can, or the one for the pubic. it'l be great.. hahah.

dale, if u reading this, sory k. joking je ehk.

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

ok random post again.
class was boring.
so i took random pics of the class.
i duno what the hell robby trying to do with his hands.
mira acting cool.
yuni, scolding him, for being a noob.
falah and berry saying their vows to each other and santosa being the witness.
fai acting cute.
and me, mia, pretty as always.
haha. ENJOY.

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

This is the Manager speaking here.

I am so sorry many-many on the behalf of my recruits for not updating the blog. We are currently making flowers out of bullshits. We have a band and all we do is to make new songs. I promise you one day, you will saw us under your block!

Maybe during a wedding or a Chinese Funeral, playing our songs.

I assure you for sure!

Still, I, as the manager do hope you would miss us many-many and stop crying. I know you miss us. Here you go. I update liao! Don't complain to the MSN Aunty that I never update ok!

Ohya, I am searching for this man here. I need him as my band's back up vocalist with Falah. It's either Falah improve his singing or this MAN here will join him as vocalist! No RACIST thoughts here!

-----------------
RANDOM!

I have one
Your husband/WIFE will have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one

A Pope doesn't use his one
Madonna doesn't have one

The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Pakistanis usually have long ones

After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
Longer or shorter you have to take his one.

Are you afraid of taking a LONG one.
Do you want one?
How long do you want?

Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one

What you are thinking of?

Are you sure?

Its your Surname, what where you thinking of?

You Dirty mind!!!

:)

YUNI.COM IS HERE!

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Friday, November 23, 2007

Wanted man!!!

since mia and yuni got wanted man, i aso got wanted man. this tall big pig, kicked my leg untill very pain pain.

now still got no mark. if one day u kick until got marks. u will get it from me. i swear.

hear my words u zhu, i will kick that place where it is so nice to kick until u become laki mandol.

u have messed w the WRONG PERSON. HAHA!

BEWARE.

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Since I saw Mia writing a post on a BAD GUY,
I wanna share mine too..

WANTED, EXTREMELY WANTED!

Mr. DINO ZULKARNAIN B ZAKARIYAH

He have done a few things that makes YUNI.COM pissed off/laugh her ass off til she cry.
AND THAT, ISN'T A GOOD THING.

He...

sings loudly to YUNI.COM
threatens to do MANY STUPID things so that YUNI.COM stop her nonsense.

Please help YUNI.COM to stop her agony. She's born to be that crazy. So, help her to maintain her PROFESSIONAL JOB - to make people laugh & piss off.

If you got him, please bring to YUNI.COM

SHE WOULD LIKE TO SELL HIM AT www.mocca.sg

Dino, if you ARE reading this, and I know you are, try to irritate me again.I will either smash your guitar or say this..

HARI-HARI ABANG DINO NAK MARAH. BANYAK MAKAN IKAN CENCARU

OR

EVERYDAY DINO WANNA GET ANGRY. EAT TOO MUCH IKAN CENCARU.

You decide Dino,you decide.....Think Dino, THINK! If mia wants to hang Falah's pants at the school canteen, don make me hang your guitar at the TRAFFIC LIGHT INFRONT OF SCHOOL. If you think I am joking, i may tie you and your guitar at the LAWN.

THINK DINO, THINK!

:)

I've said my part, Dino, your turn.

-Yuni.com

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

WANTED:

AL FALAH BIN ABDUL SHANI

E36R WRESTLING FEDERATION.

he made me scratch my beautiful knee.

you watch your butt boy.

AND YOUR BALLS.

mia cant wait to bring you down.
with your pants hanging at the school canteen.

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Monday, November 19, 2007

Yuni

Fai

SHAFIQ

DINO

MIRA

MIA

AL FALAH

ALL, BEWARE OF THIS PARTICULAR PEOPLE IN E36R.
THEY ARE HIGHLY 'RETARDED' PEOPLE.
DISTURB THEM ONCE, THEY WON'T LET YOU OFF.
FOREVER.

I MEAN WHAT I SAID.

TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THEM.

THE ___________-________________- GANG!

PEACE & TAKING CARE.

-YUNI.COM REPORTING LIVE FROM CHANNEL 'YOUR FATHER'S WOMAN'.

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

hello hello.
lets learn english and mathematics again okay kids?

okay!

spell this. HOCK HEE.

H-O-C-K H-E-E.

Clever girl! Good boy!

Okay, now spell it from the back!

E-E-H K-C-O-H.

Excellent!

Now let's do some mathematics.
Eliminate the C and the K.

E-E-H -O-H.

WHAT DID YOU GET?

EEEEYORE!!

Sorry hock hee.
No joke No fun.
No fuck. No son.

=))

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Sunday, November 18, 2007

This man here is wanted!
Anyone who can bear with him in a cell for 1 month, will win 1 hour subscription for a porn website!
If you lose halfway, too bad lor!

HE IS A WANTED MAN.
WE NEED 1 MUSCULAR MAN,
1 VIRGIN GIRL
&
I GEEK BOY
IN E36R
FOR THE ADVERTISEMENT.

FASTER! CALL US NOW!

REMEMBER, YOUR MISAI (MUSTACHE) LAST WARNING!

-YUNI.COM

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Hi, I’m selling my house!

You like it?

It’s clean and green with 3 huge rooms!

The bedroom is over there!

The kitchen is over there!

This is my beautiful bathroom.

Check out my matching pipes.

Want to see more?

Call this number – 63503373

Hi! I am single, 24 year-old, looking for a special companion who to share my beeeeeaaaautiful room with.

I cook, I clean and I promise to be home by 7pm everyday.

I miss my special companion cause I lost my last 3..,SOPHIE’S’.

Call if you have a white mutli (I donno what crap) puppy for sale.

Hi. I am selling my car.

My car has HUGE HID Headlamps.

I slept on REAR –RIVER sensor.

And it’s got a BIG BOOT.

Please, buy my car.

You guys should have heard about this advertisement! Now is the time for YOU, YES YOU to be one of them! We are finding the BEST people to represent these 3 advertisement. YOU could be ONE of them!

Requirements – Must be from E36R.

That’s all!

Any comment, don shy-shy uh, TAG LOR!

-Yuni.com

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Eh people,, I busy.
Don't expect me to update soon ok.

I MISS YOU ALL OREADY LEH.

:)

Chris Voon today seems so horny. VIRGIN lor he. Can see he got kutu one.
:)

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Friday, November 16, 2007

MISAII !!!!!

inside joke!!! HAHAH..

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

quote of the day:

my misai last warning.

-anonymous-

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

2 days and 17 posts.. wooohooo... baek (niiice) ~~ hahaha...

for the RJ today, i aso did graph sia.. WAHAHAHA...

here's the graph... woot woot...

here's sth...

yo mama's so stupid that when i told her to make up her mind, she took lipstick and started drawing on her forehead.

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Shafiq's hand

Normal Hand.. OBSERVE THE PINKY FINGER'S LENGTH!
Dear Readers, please pray hard for my friend here,

SHAFIQ.

Pray hard to God to help his pinky finger to grow!
Grow normally!

PLEASE!

MAKE HIS LIFE COMPLETE!

*I sound so desperate siaa.*
Anyway...PLEASE CALL 1800-I-AM-AN-IDIOT TO HELP SHAFIQ NOW!

All well wished will go directly to all porn sites!
:))))

--Yuni.com

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Sit back & Relax readers!

SCENARIO ONE

Imagine this – KRIS BOOM , Computing lecturer of GuanYiMa Polytechnic has fallen in love with AUNTY FUNKY.

krisboom_horny@yeeha.com = Dim TempString As String TempString = "Hello"

auntyfunky_hot@yeeha.com = Wah. So Chim neh. Eve-ly time like that nor. Hello to you too.

krisboom_horny@yeeha.com = Dim f as Integer= How are you dahling?

auntyfunky_hot@yeeha.com = Hehe. Doing fine now. You neh?

krisboom_horny@yeeha.com = Dim Num Char As Integer = ‘’Ok narh. Can sae something?’’

auntyfunky_hot@yeeha.com = Yes. Faster, I busy entertaining CLIENTS narh.

krisboom_horny@yeeha.com = If MysteryWord = "I LIKE & LOVE YOU" Then TempWord = "?????"

auntyfunky_hot@yeeha.com = oh my Jesus. Me too!

In Kris Boom mind…My love song by Justin Timberlake -- ‘I can see us holding hands walking on the beach our toes in the sand. I can see us in the country side sitting in the grass laying side by side. You can be my baby, Gonna make you my lady. Girl you amaze me. Aint gotta do nothin crazy ,See all I want you to do is be my love’

krisboom_horny@yeeha.com = TempWord = TempWord.Remove (‘’ LET’S GET BUSY, HONEY’’)

HORNY HORNY HORNY KRIS.

TO BE CONTINUED…

I need to see the actual KrisBoom to have inspirations! ^^

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

this is marc anthony.

and this is robbY williams.

and when they make love, they

produce,

ROBBY ANTHONY! :)

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

hello hello.
i was superbly lazy to blog ytd coz i was busy watching titanic.
so yea.

here's a letter from a typical kampong girl to her boyfriend, apparently,
an ang moh.
it sounds alot better in malay, but in english, its absurd.
my malay is quite terrible. pardon me if whatever i translate to malay sounds terrible too.
:DMike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US(putus perhubungan)

I have think about this very cook-cook(masak-masak). I know I clap one hand only(tepuk sebelah tangan).
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes
myself. You grab hand she(tangan si dia).

You always ask for apology back-back(berulang kali). I don't trust you again! You are
really crocodile land(buaya darat).

My friend speak you play wood three(kayu tiga). First-first(mula- mula) I think my friend lie me.
But now I know you correct-correct(betul-betul) play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body(tarik diri) from this love triangle. I know
this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from
me.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't
want banana to fruit two times(pisang berbuah dua kali).

Safe walk.. (Selamat Jalan)

Tijah.

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

haha

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!”

She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”

“Denise.”

“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”

“Denephew.”

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo Mama’s so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.

Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.

Yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.

more coming up hahhaha

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

some fun.

Girl: I’d like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, whipped cream, topped off with a slice of cucumber.

Waiter: Did I hear you right? Did ou say top it off with a slice of cucumber?

Girl: Good heavens, you’re right! forget the cucumber – I’m on a diet

LOL

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

haloha!!!

din turn up fer skool todae, me!! hahha. aniwae.. i went to skool fer DK training and bumped into yuni and fiqqy boy. well, not really bump, i called out to them. haha.. i was looking soooo selekeh(messy), selenge(dumbass) to be exact. hahha.

aniwae, just wanna say, i miss skool odae. plain lazy ah. that's why. besides, i never skipped cognitive before. to my other 3 sewels, lets make some noise tmr!!!! i'm in the mood to create some havoc!!! menses arrived!!!! i'll be around tmr, so. it's time to party.. it's time to party..!!!

science!!! how wonderful!!! hahahahahaha..

i am being so mean to ppl hu might nt like Biology. hahahaha..
wunder wad topic it'll be tmr.

k la.. will wait fer the other sewels to post.

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

woohoo... as u guys noe (or dont noe) my blog is already like on life support and my tagboard halfway towards the 'light'...

so, updating often is gonna be a struggle for me... wahahaa.... .com la...

yuni.com update alot la.. with her worth-selling scenarios.. LOL...

write moreee~~

n guys.com, dont forget to study for science UT tmr.com... coz i nvr study .com.... yey.com. HAHA.com....

yeap yeap.

mira out~~~

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Why no kutu update one?

Ohya, got UT 2mrw.
Study hard bah.
Must make the Science Facy happy hor.

WHEN YUNI.COM IS BACK, YOU'LL GET BETTER GOSSIPS!

AL-QAEDA RETURNS!

*Up, up and awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, i wanna read 6P la dol!*

-Yuni.com/veryfunny.com

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Hello my fellow readers. Welcome to the BEST BLOG in E36R. We are made up of 4 idiotic and beautiful *ahem* Malay girls. No, we are not racist. Maybe we are. When we are racist, we will be really nasty. *Jeng jeng jeng* Cikepalabubu la you all.

Request!

*ALL POSTS SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN ENGLISH CAUSE GOT ONE KUTU COMPLAIN THAT WE WRITE MALAY.*

You know what.com, that aunty that sells shoes, swimming costumes, bags and other stuff in RP, beside 7-11 there, GOT MSN LEH!!!!! Waliao. I damn heart-pain.com. If she got MSN, my grandma should have FACEBOOK la.com. Kutu ryte. She got name card somemore.

Wahhhhhhhhh, I triple heartpain. LOL. I damn jealous sia. I keep laughing la non-stop.

Imagine this. A guy in RP add her in MSN and tot it was HER PRETTY daughter la.

Guy – HELLO.. ASL PLEASE.

Aunty – Hello! Sure. What is ASL uh? ADJECTIVE & SUBJECTIVE LESSON UH?

Guy – Haha, ve-ly uh you. It’s AGE, SEX AND LOCATION

Aunty – I am 46,Female,Geylang lo-ad

Guy – Wah kau. Don bluff bluff la. You ve-ly funny uh. Ok, I will play along with it.

Aunty – Hehe. Got such thing meh bluff-bluff you. Got money meh bluff you? Haha.

Guy – Haha, you ve-ly cute la.

Aunty – Hehe, I shy.

Guy – LMAO.

Aunty – What’s LMAO?

Guy - Don’t act narh. Ve-ly funny la.

Aunty – LMAO. (Not knowing what that means)

--------------------------------------- 10 Days later--------------------------------------------
Guy – We should go out once in awhile ryte. I really wanna be with you.

Aunty – YA! Sure, I will be glad to.

Guy – Erm, are you a virgin?

Aunty – Aiya, I shy la sae. I not virgin de. I AUNTY LEH.

Guy – Wah! Ve-ly funny uh you. Seriously………….. (KEEP TALKING DIRTY)

Aunty – Ah boy uh. I aunty leh. Saggy saggy liao also you want uh? I pay you be my toy boy
can? I not virgin de. Lai la lai.

Guy – OMFG.

-------------- THE GUY SOON QUIT RP AND DECIDED TO BE A FULL TIME MONK AT MONK’S HILL-----------

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FUNNY RYTE. I can be the Aunty sia. Cause the way the Aunty sae is like me like that lor. Haha.

KUTU.COM LA.

Mia, Mira and Fai also laugh like mad mad people just now. LOL. We are normal people. Do not be afraid of us. Be VERY afraid of Fai! She got kutu. She can shout suddenly one. LOL. Best.com la. It’s fun to be in E36R. Pathetic yet crazy class.

Fai decided to make this blog for the whole 4 of us. So we can take crap here all the time. We actually wanted to name it ‘bapakkaupunyapompuan.blogspot.com or kakakkaupunyalaki.blogspot.com’ but we change cause of some reasons.

WHY YOU VIEW MY BLOG?

LOL. Stupid yet beautiful.

Why must be blogspot? I oso dono why. I very kuku at using blogspot. Damn weak.

I wanna interview that AUNTY AT THAT SHOP again. Hehe.
I MISS SANTOSA. LOL. REALLY. I BLUFF YOU GOT MONEY MEH?:))

By - Yuni , the youngest malay girl in class. LOL.

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

hello hello hello.com

sungguh panas ya di sini.com

yelah, mia pat sini kan.com

HAHA.

wahduh wahduh wahduh yuni, kau ni pon,
kau pon ader msn per.com

nak jealous kebabai kau.com!
nyonya tu pon nak online dating.com
ishh kau ni.. sungguh mengade-ngade.com

ok.com

chao.
we'll update more craps here.com

and here's something for you guys!
enjoy.com

LOVE, miahot.com

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!

Hock Hee is saying shit.com/ I hear oso tired sia.com/ Ape la dier merepek.com/

Hello to Mira.com , Mia.com/ Fai.com

Sesungguhnya anuty kat kedai tu ader MSN.com/

I jealous you know.com

I hungry.com

Malam i update again ok.com/

Da diam semua.com/

Kakak kau punya laki jongang.com!

:))

-YUNI GEREK SIOOOLLLL.com

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YESSAA~~~ BLOG ... WOOHOO...

second post yey ....

k, aku da tk tau ape nk ckp... fai has said it all woohoo...

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hello hello..

haha. aparently, this is a blog set up by the 4 of us.

Fai
Mia
Mira
Yuni

we are the 4 kecohrable ghurls in e36r.

anything dumb, and nonsensical, you can count on us, definitely.

signing off,
Fai

Shake butt many-many & be happy ok!