Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo Mama’s so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.
Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
Yo mama is so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so black, when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
Yo mama so black, she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind.
more coming up hahhaha
